Total Medals Earned: 226 (From 54 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,445 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 7/10 (380/465 points)
Touch a stink bug.
Use up all of your pollen.
Complete the daytime levels.
Complete the night levels.
Score between 170k and 190k
Score over 210k
Complete a level set without touching any stinkbugs.
Complete a level with a score lower than 130k.
Score between 130k and 170k
Score between 190k and 210k
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 11/18 (80/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Fall out of the car.
Just say NO !
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 14/18 (365/500 points)
Checked credits page
Buy 3 upgrades
Play Without Music
Click 10,000 Times
Clicked 1,000 Times
Catch 50 fishes
Earn 10,000 Stars
Mine 50 ores
Buy all stronger muscle upgrades
Buy all outfit upgrades
Play game for 1 hour
Hire all workers
Cut down the giant beanstalk
Buy All Upgrades
Hit the beanstalk 50 times
Buy 10 outfit upgrades
Clicked 50,000 Times
Earn 1,000,000 Stars
Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)
Beat level one.
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat the game!
Beat level two!
Get all the in-game achievements!
Medals Earned: 5/21 (55/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
Find the hidden button
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/65 points)
3x dead
First time dead
Completing a level without accident
Use a chainsaw
Help Harry find his way home
Medals Earned: 5/13 (100/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?